"One of the nominees this year is ‘Her’, and by her, I mean Meryl Streep."
One night I came out of my dressing room and there were Secret Service guys everywhere. And I got so excited. “Oh my God, Beyoncé is finally here!” And then it was Joe Biden — which was awesome, and he is so lovely. But Beyoncé never came.
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